Thursday, August 27, 2009

wow.....

this is my 300 post.....
i acctually wanted to post something serious but since its my 300 post.... i think something fun should be the topic of today.....
i got this in a email... enjoy...

Men Are Hard To Please
男人很难取悦!!


The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不,他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳,是表示他关心

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸烟,他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他说是实力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

sorry for the no updates... i'm kind trying to have fun while pusaing... haha... its hard really... not kidding... my respect for those who puasa just rose up like 90%... heading off to camp today... till then... still need time to update photo's and what was going on this few days

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